10 Bollywood Stars Who Should Play The #NewBond

There's so much talk about who should play the New Bond, which surprises me because, honestly, who actually cares about James Bond? When I think of Bond I'm reminded of that prick at the bar, who thinks he's too good for you, tries to buy you a drink while fondling you and fights off any man who looks at him.

Someone has immortalised the worst of worst men and idolised him on screen.

Nonetheless, I want to make a list of who should play Bond because I want to piss off racists.

1) Kangana Ranaut

2) Sameera Reddy

3) Priyanka Bose

4) Rani Mukherjee



5) Richa Chadda

6) Aishwarya Rai Bachan

7) Priyanka Chopra

8) Madhuri Dixit

9) Rekha

10) Archie Punjabi

Okay, she's not a Bollywood star, but this tweet from Pamela Chabba got me excited.

Yes that's right, women. Brown women. I can feel your anger from here, Bond fans!