10 Bollywood Stars Who Should Play The #NewBond

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There's so much talk about who should play the New Bond, which surprises me because, honestly, who actually cares about James Bond? When I think of Bond I'm reminded of that prick at the bar, who thinks he's too good for you, tries to buy you a drink while fondling you and fights off any man who looks at him.

Someone has immortalised the worst of worst men and idolised him on screen.

Nonetheless, I want to make a list of who should play Bond because I want to piss off racists.

1) Kangana Ranaut

Kangana Ranaut as Revolver Rani and Vir Das as her toy boy. 

2) Sameera Reddy

Watch Sameera Reddy perform some amazing bike stunts while she tries to escape from the cops.

3) Priyanka Bose

Uploaded by Peatree Bojangles on 2016-05-26.

4) Rani Mukherjee

CW: RAPE, SEXUAL ABUSE, TRAFFICKING

A Mumbai policewoman embarks on a personal mission to bring the vile perpetrators to justice. Watch the trailer to know more: Release Date: 22 August 2014 ► Buy Mardaani Anthem - Song from iTunes - http://goo.gl/CN1zKZ Watch Full Movie: ► Google Play - http://goo.gl/xTBjNQ ► YouTube - http://goo.gl/XoWRMc ► iTunes - http://goo.gl/7DWJr4 ► Facebook - http://goo.gl/5lQlSY ► Set "Mardaani - Trailer" as your Caller Tune (India only): http://tinyurl.com/ocbrj9c Enjoy & stay connected with us!

 

5) Richa Chadda

FASHION TV (FILMS) PRESENT A WILD ELEPHANTS MOTION PICTURES PRODUCTION Official Theatrical Trailer of Tamanchey Pyar Mein Dil Pe Maar De Goli Starring Nikhil Dwivedi and Richa Chadda Director - Navneet Behal Producer - Suryaveer Singh Bhullar Creative Director - Suryaveer Singh Bhullar

6) Aishwarya Rai Bachan

Release Date: 24 November 2006 ► Buy from iTunes - http://goo.gl/FBvHyZ Watch Full Movie: ► Google Play - http://goo.gl/P8jENJ ► YouTube - http://goo.gl/y0NcD3 ► iTunes - http://goo.gl/J7UHjV ► Facebook - http://goo.gl/icQ8WC Set Songs as your Caller Tune (India only): ► Crazy Kiya Re - http://tinyurl.com/ns4made ► Touch Me - http://tinyurl.com/nvzs4xa ► My Name Is Ali - http://tinyurl.com/lns5w2j ► Dil Laga Na - http://tinyurl.com/l2bxa33 ► Crazy Remix - http://tinyurl.com/osnzzmd Enjoy & stay connected with us!

7) Priyanka Chopra

Written and directed by Prakash Jha, produced by Prakash Jha Productions and Play Entertainment and co-produced by Milind Dabke, Jai Gangaajal revisits the dusty heartland of Central India, and examines the society- police relationship. Starring Priyanka Chopra, the movie is all set to release on 4th March, 2016.

8) Madhuri Dixit

Action scene from super hit movie Aasoo Bane Angaarey (1993) Starring : Jeetendra, Deepak Tejori, Madhuri Dixit, Archana Puransingh, Anupam Kher, Aruna Irani, Kiran Kumar. Director: Mehul Kumar, Producer : Jatti .K. Varma Music Director: Rajesh Roshan

9) Rekha

Action Scene from Movie Bindiya Chamkegi (1984) starring Rekha, Vinod Mehra, Shoma Anand, Amjad Khan, Johny Walker, Dina Pathak, Shubha Khote Director: Tarun Dutt, Music Director: R.D. Burman Producer: Tarun Dutt, Arun Dutt

10) Archie Punjabi

Okay, she's not a Bollywood star, but this tweet from Pamela Chabba got me excited.

Busting windows of cars and still looking like a proper rockstar.

Yes that's right, women. Brown women. I can feel your anger from here, Bond fans!