There's so much talk about who should play the New Bond, which surprises me because, honestly, who actually cares about James Bond? When I think of Bond I'm reminded of that prick at the bar, who thinks he's too good for you, tries to buy you a drink while fondling you and fights off any man who looks at him.
Someone has immortalised the worst of worst men and idolised him on screen.
Nonetheless, I want to make a list of who should play Bond because I want to piss off racists.
1) Kangana Ranaut
2) Sameera Reddy
3) Priyanka Bose
4) Rani Mukherjee
CW: RAPE, SEXUAL ABUSE, TRAFFICKING
5) Richa Chadda
6) Aishwarya Rai Bachan
7) Priyanka Chopra
8) Madhuri Dixit
Yes that's right, women. Brown women. I can feel your anger from here, Bond fans!